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Juan Sanchez
Juan Deserte(The Dirty as the Americans call him) Sanchez is from Piedras Negras, Coahuila, Mexico and recently made the long journey to America to start his life over. He has hopes of one day becoming a famous entertainer but in the mean time works in front of Home Depot from 6am till about 6:15am until someone picks him up for work. He has however since acquired a "green card" which he purchased at a local Wal-Mart. He couldn't believe how cheap they were! "If you're trying to get your green card, I recommend going to the store and getting a Green Dot Green Card. If you're really slick you can just steal it" -Juan D. Sanchez.
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"I did something no one in my familia has ever done...
I bought car insurance!"​
- Juan Deserte Sanchez '13

Yuri Nation
Yuri Nation is from Moscow Russia....
More coming soon.
"I play Russias greatest musical instrument! The AK-47"​
- Yuri Nation '14